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Location United Kingdom
Current Fasthosts / IONOS
Credentials ChartPR · MCIM

COMMUNICATIONS LEAD

Chelsea Hopkins

I worldbuild fantasy realms, ran an off-road racing team, and once helped market a gun dating sim. The day job has purpose. But so does the strange stuff no one’s paying for.

Here’s a collection of my scribbles and things.

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The Posts

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The Sidequests

SIDEQUESTS

ConFuzzled

Deputy Head of Creative · 2023–Present

The UK's largest furry convention. 3,500+ attendees. £40k raised for charity in 2025.
Manage 25-person creative team. Artwork, video, theming, experience design. You know how many developers are furries? I do.

Elected in as a Voting Member in 2026.

SIDEQUESTS

Polyarmory

Dev Team Volunteer · 2025/2026

A gun dating sim. Yes, you romance firearms. Releasing Feb 2026.

Environmental storytelling through world signage. Game flow consulting. PR support. Helped position a deliberately unhinged concept for actual press coverage.

Steam Page

MOTORSPORT

Trackside

Motorsport UK Marshal · Accredited 2024

Stand trackside while expensive metal tries to become less expensive metal. Wave flags. Shout into radios. Occasionally dodge debris. Sometimes dab blood off noses.

Goodwood Festival of Speed. Various UK circuits. First Aid at Work qualified because sometimes the job is messy.

MOTORSPORT

Escape Goat Racing

Founder & Team Principal · 2023–2025

Started a racing team because I couldn't find one weird enough to take me. Extreme off-road. 25-person crew across UK and EU competitions. Broadcast collaborations with Channel 4 and Sky One.
The UK scene died in 2025. No Ultra4. No dirt. Gone. But the driver is still here. Still capable. Still me.

CREATIVE

Fenwood

Worldbuilder · 2025

Invented a whole realm. Counties, festivals, characters with backstories longer than some novels. No one asked me to. No one's paying me. About 3 people play the game with me.

It's a whole laravel-based opensource website.

CREATIVE

Lorekeeper Extension

Developer · In Progress

Building a D&D campaign system for an open source CMS. Proper branching narratives. Stat rolling. The works. Months of dev time for something that might entertain six people around a table.

Curiosity fuelled, how to learn PRs and commits fast.

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Let's Talk

Best way to reach me is email. I check LinkedIn but I also check my fridge at 2am and neither habit is healthy.

Remote-native. Async-first. Timezone-flexible.
Good to have around when it all kicks off.
Escape Goat Racing Motorsport
ConFuzzled photography
Fenwood Worldbuilding
Social Performance MOTORSPORT
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